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Market for Love by Jill Elaine Hughes

Heroine Miranda Johansson has had a very bad day.  The strait-laced, ultraconservative stock-market analyst in Chicago’s LaSalle Street financial district just lost eighty-seven million dollars of her clients’ money in a massive stock-market implosion.  And if that weren’t bad enough, she just had wild, no-holds-barred sex with a complete stranger on her coffee break—-and that complete stranger turns out to be her new boss!  Can Miranda get control of herself without losing her job, and her mind?  Or will her sexy new boss completely derail her self-discipline, her stock portfolio, and her career?  (Not to mention the sudden intrusion of his manipulative ex-girlfriend—a scheming, ruthless woman who controls half of Wall Street.)

Will Miranda survive the ups and downs of her new love life, which is just as volatile and unpredictable as the market?  Or will her new romance go down the tubes along with the economy?  Only time will tell.

Readers who are down and out about their trashed investment portfolios can pick up a copy of MARKET FOR LOVE and forget all about the economic downturn.  Read the book, and have a little fun peeking inside the unseen world of the sexy young investment bankers who’ve been pushed to the edge along with everyone else.


 

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Templand / Permland by Jill Elaine Hughes

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The heroine, Melanie Evers, is a plucky young working-class woman from Akron, Ohio struggling to support herself in Chicago in the post-9-11 economy. TEMPLAND follows Melanie’s journey through the temporary employment world from a college student on “just a summer job” to a 28-year-old woman with a lot of intelligence (and a heap of student loan debt to match) through multiple layoffs and a series of ever-more-wacky temp assignments, as she struggles not only to survive, but also to find romance and always remain true to the honest, working-class values instilled in her by her beloved grandfather.

In her long, solitary journey through Templand, Melanie encounters adventure and romance on her search for that always-elusive Permanent Job—which she finally gets, along with her man. TEMPLAND is a highly entertaining, wickedly funny social satire, contemporary romance, and mystery novel all rolled into one.

Excerpt:

This morning I got up and dialed the temp agency.  The recruiters all say you can call them as early as 7 am and someone will be there to take the “same-day requests”—the jobs that come in at the last minute. The temp agency brochures all describe—in glossy, four-color detail—the urgent job requests the temp agencies supposedly get at all hours, the jobs that the smiling, well-dressed temp recruiters all promise will be available for me within hours after registering with their agencies as a Temporary Office Associate.

Temp agency recruiters get paid on commission. (Used car salesmen do, too.)

The pile of dog-eared brochures from Kelly Services, Loftus & O’Meara, PeoplePower, Legal Helpers, and a dozen more agencies sit on my dresser, each of them promising all sorts of glamorous, important temp jobs:

“A middle manager calls Kelly Services at 5:02 pm on Thursday requesting a receptionist for 7:30 Friday morning, because the regular receptionist went into premature labor at 4:59 p.m. and they just can’t go without.  This is where the Kelly Girl comes in!”

“A trial lawyer whose secretary quit the day before calls Loftus & O’Meara Legal Staffing at 6:54 a.m., begging for someone to come in and transcribe his trial notes into a brief so he can get it to the judge in time.  You’re the one who saves the day!”

No matter how much those glossy brochures swear that there are thousands of job opportunities just like these each and every day in Chicago, as one jobless day runs into the next, I think it’s beginning to look a lot like false advertising.

I’ve been calling in to the temporary agency—well, all my agencies since I’m registered with at least 15 of them right now—-every morning at 7:00 a.m., and then at 7:30 a.m., 8:00 am and every five minutes thereafter, every morning, all week, all month, hoping that there will be something for me to do—some phone to answer or some scribbles to type—so I can get paid and buy food and pay rent this week, (and we are not even talking about paying the student loans this month, and the credit cards are just plain ridiculous), but there is nothing.

Nothing. Not a single, solitary, lowdown, unsecure, no-benefits, no sick-days, no-self-esteem temp assignment to be had anywhere in the Windy City.

When I call all the recruiters I get the same excuses over and over again:

“No, sorry, nothing has come in this week, Melanie.  Call back later this morning.”

“Sorry, we haven’t had any new job orders in weeks.  The agency is even letting people go from our office since we’re getting no commissions.”

“Call tomorrow.  I am absolutely positive that we will have something tomorrow.”

 “We’ve been in the Chicago temping business thirty years and it has just never been this bad, I mean really honey, it’s nothing against you but—“

“Call next week.  We just got a big order for proofreaders at Kirkland & Ellis for a class-action lawsuit project next week, and Melanie, we know that you really know your proofreading, so we will be sure to call you.”

“No, sorry, Kirkland & Ellis cancelled that big order.  They decided to use their in-house staff. The judgments, they just aren’t what they used to be you know, so they’re cutting back on all their hiring. Call back the week after next.”

They used to call Chicago the City That Works.  So much for that.

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SEQUEL TO TEMPLAND.

It’s the beginning of 2003, a few months after the end of TEMPLAND. Melanie Evers is back as she struggles under the insane demands of her long-sought
Permanent Job.  Now a human resources executive at Marquette Bank, what started out as a cushy well-paid job turns into a nightmare when her company is bought out by a Dutch conglomerate.  Melanie gets sent on a new series of wacky adventures as she tries to keep her head above water while her crazy new boss Pietra controls her every move, the Iraq War begins, and her boyfriend Dave is called up by the Army reserves to fight overseas. Is permanent employment
really all it’s cracked up to be?

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There’s nothing more permanent in this world than death.  And I learned just how permanent death and dying is at a very early age.

In spring 1984, my parents were at each others’ throats.  Dad’s sales job at the copier company was going nowhere, and since Dad’s paltry commissions weren’t enough to cover the mortgage and basic expenses, Mom decided to go back to work as a meter maid, the job she’d held in the City of Akron before she got married.  But we were living in Canton, Ohio at the time— a town that has only eight parking meters—so the job prospects for a meter maid there were pretty limited.  After coming up empty-handed after submitting her meter-maid application to Canton City Hall, Mom decided to take a job as a cashier at the local McCrory’s five and dime.  It paid $3.75 an hour—a nickel over minimum wage.

Dad was not impressed.  “I don’t see how some minimum-wage job is gonna make up for a slow year down at Xerox,” he growled.  “In a good year I can pull in thirty grand.” Thirty grand a year wasn’t exactly high living for a family of three, even in 1984.

“But you aren’t pulling thirty grand.  Not anymore,” my mother replied.

“Why do you always gotta criticize, Thel? It ain’t my fault it’s a slow year.  It ain’t my fault I can never get a break.” He opened a fresh pack of Trues and started to chain-smoke, blowing blue menthol fumes across the kitchen.

“At least I’m doing something to help instead of wallowing around in self-pity,” Mom snapped, and turned to me.  “Melanie, I’ve been after your father for years to get out of the copier business.  Too unstable.  Everyone who was ever going to buy copiers already bought them years ago.  But does he listen to me?  No.”  Mom was washing dishes by hand instead of running the dishwasher to help save on the electric bill.  We were always doing things like that at my house growing up, even when sales were good for Dad at Canton Xerox World and Copier Supply.  Things like pressing together scraps of Safeguard, Ivory, and Irish Spring leftover from the sink soapdish to make one big soap the whole family would use in the shower.  Washing and reusing Baggies three and four times apiece (or until they just fell apart) in our brown-bag lunches.  Endless spaghetti dinners, followed by endless spaghetti leftovers. Tuna Helper, Hamburger Helper, Spam.  Generic cereal.  Powdered milk.  No family vacations, no Atari set or white Nike gym shoes like the rest of the kids on our block—instead I got purple Traxx from Kmart and a used Pong set Mom found at a garage sale.

I never complained, though.  I knew better.  Mom was too good at making me feel guilty.  Even though my grandparents weren’t Catholic, they’d sent Mom to twelve years of Catholic school back in Sparkling Falls because the rural Ohio public schools were so awful. And by the time she graduated high school, not only had my mother fully converted to Catholicism, she’d more than mastered the nuns’ subtle art of Catholic guilt manipulation for making children behave.

Take the year I was in the first grade, for instance. Sales were down at Canton Xerox World and Copier Supply that year too, so there wasn’t much money for new school clothes. On the first day of school, Mom dressed me in a red velvet jumpsuit my grandmother had made me from a Simplicity pattern, along with a pair of leather saddle shoes Mom bought at the local Saint Vincent de Paul store.  The shoes were of good quality and hardly worn at all, but in 1981, leather saddle shoes weren’t exactly high fashion among the first-grade set.  When I told my mother I’d rather have a pair of blue KangaROOS, like the ones they had for sale at Stride Rite down at the Canton Mall, Mom said I mentioned anything about not liking my saddle shoes again she’d feed me a bar of Irish Spring for dinner.

Mom did enough complaining for all of us.  She complained about Dad’s job not paying enough, she complained about our house being too small, she complained that her pink foam curlers didn’t set her hair properly. She complained about not having a car of her own and having to take the dirty, slow city bus everywhere. She complained about our furnace rattling too much, and when she hired a repairman to fix the rattling, then she complained that the repairman was too expensive. She complained about the price of chicken at Kroger’s being too high, she complained about Walgreen’s not stocking her favorite shade of lipstick anymore, and she complained when Prell shampoo changed its formula from green, thick, and in a tube to blue, runny, and in a bottle.

But Mom complained more during her first week working at the local McCrory’s than I’d ever heard her complain before.

She came home after her first day complaining about her feet hurting.  “I’ve never stood on my feet for so long in my life,” she said.  “At least when I was a meter maid they gave me a little scooter to ride around on.”

Dad snorted from behind his evening paper.  “Hrumph.  So now you know how hard it is to do a day’s work,” Dad said, triumphant.  “Now maybe you won’t be so quick to criticize me all the time.”

“I hardly think so,” Mom said.  “You spend your whole workday behind a desk talking on the telephone.  I stood on my feet behind a cash register all day.  I even spent an hour stocking shelves with the new shipment of Tide they got in this week.  Now that’s physical labor. You’ve never done a day of physical labor in your life, Andrew.  My feet hurt like the dickens and my back feels like somebody shot me through with a bow and arrow, but at least I’m doing something to help this family along financially.  You haven’t brought any commissions home in over a month.  Nothing!  Not one red cent.”

“Thel, I told you when I gave you permission to go back to work not to lord that over my head like that—“

“Permission, Andrew?  You gave me permission to work?  Now see here—”

“That’s right, Thel.  An’ I can take that permission away from you just as fast as I give it.  Love, honor and obey—that’s what your marriage vow to me was, Thelma.  Or don’t you remember that?”

“Andrew, goddamn you to hell—“

The next thing I knew, Mom threw a box of raspberry Jello at Dad, who retaliated with a cheese grater.  Rather than get in the middle of that, I retreated to my room to play with my Barbies and went to bed without any dinner.  My parents were arguing and throwing cooking utensils at each other in our tiny galley kitchen until well past midnight.

Things went on that way for several more weeks.  Mom spent more and more time at McCrory’s, and less and less time at home.  Every night she came home and told us stories about what she did that day at the five and dime.  “They got a new shipment of Spam in this week, real good price.  I’ll bring some home with me tomorrow and we’ll eat it for Sunday dinner,” she’d say one day.  But then, the next day she’d say, “Sold out that whole damn shipment of Spam in one day.  Can you believe that?  Looks like Tuna Helper again on Sunday.”

As the weeks and months wore on, Mom really started to like working at McCrory’s.  All the women she knew around Canton would drop by on their weekly errands to chat with her, so she was in on all the town gossip.

“Melanie, did you know that stupid Dr. Foxworthy down at your school is gay?” she said one night after working a double-shift at the store.

“Mom, what’s ‘gay’ mean?”

Mom just laughed.  “Never mind. Andrew, I’ll be working another double tomorrow so I’ll need you to keep an eye on Melanie and the house tomorrow night.” Dad snorted, threw down his newspaper and went out to the garage to tinker with the car.

Even as Mom was putting in lots of hours down at the McCrory’s, Dad was spending less and less time at Canton Xerox and Copier Supply.  Many days he was asleep on the couch when I came home from school.

“Why are you home, Dad?” I asked on the third day I found him zonked on our threadbare avocado couch at three o’clock.

“Can’t make any money at work, sweetheart.  Nobody’s buying copiers these days.  Might as well come home and take a nap.”  Dad stretched back out on the couch, rolled over, and started to snore.  That’s when I noticed the empty bottle of Maker’s Mark on the floor underneath the coffee table.

I shrugged my shoulders and went upstairs to do my homework. I didn’t have my after-school Catholic Catechism Development program that week, so the only homework I had was some spelling words to use in sentences and some history questions.  I was done in less than an hour—a good thing, since by then Mom was putting in so many hours at McCrory’s that I often ended up making dinner.  After I finished my homework I went to the kitchen to rummage around in the cabinets for something I knew how to cook.

I settled on packaged macaroni and cheese with a side of microwaved frozen peas and some Pillsbury rolls from a cardboard tube.  Mom usually got home from her day at McCrory’s—where she’d recently been promoted to assistant floor manager—by seven.  I planned to have dinner on the table at seven-thirty.

Seven-thirty came and went. The macaroni got cold and gummy on the table, because with Mom not home and Dad zonked on the couch so drunk I couldn’t budge him, I felt funny about eating alone.  I stared at my congealing mac and cheese for nearly forty-five minutes before I finally relented and stuck my plate in the microwave to reheat it.

But before I could even shut the microwave door, the phone rang.  I picked it up on the second ring.

“Evers residence,” I said, as I had been taught to do when my parents couldn’t come to the phone.

A worried old-lady voice was on the other end.  I could hear a lot of other people chattering in the background.  And I thought I heard sirens, too. “I need to speak to Andrew Evers, please,” said the voice.

“I’m sorry, he can’t come to the phone right now.  May I take a message?”

“Sweetheart, this is kind of an emergency.  Is your dad there?”

“I’ll try to get him,” I said, and set the receiver on the counter.

I went to Dad on the couch and started to shake him.  He didn’t budge. I shook him again—nothing. That’s when I thought of something I’d seen on TV once and decided to try it on Dad. I went back into the kitchen and filled a plastic pitcher full of cold water.  I went back to the living room and poured the entire thing on Dad’s face.

“Wha—-Melanie!  What the fucking hell?  Are you trying to kill me?”

“Dad, you have an important phone call.”

Dad started to roll over towards the wall.  “Take a message.”

“I can’t.  They said it’s an emergency.  I think it’s about Mom.  She’s not home yet.”

Dad glanced at his watch.  His face turned gray, and he became completely sober in an instant.  He got up and went to the kitchen without speaking.

I crept around the corner to listen, hiding just behind the louvered pantry door.

“Uh huh,” Dad said, his voice flat and emotionless.  “Yeah.  No.  No, she was fine when she left the house this morning.  No.  No.  I have no idea.  Which hospital?  Okay, okay.  We’ll be right there.”

Dad hung the receiver of the yellow rotary-dial phone into its cradle on the kitchen wall.  “Melanie, get your coat.”

“But what about dinner?  Aren’t you going to eat?  And I’m not finished eating yet—“

“Get your coat.  Your mom’s in the hospital.  Something’s happened.”

“What?”

“I don’t know.  They aren’t sure.  Just get your goddamn coat and let’s go.”

Dad had used three swear words with me in the past two minutes, and one of them was goddamn, so this was definitely serious.  For a moment I didn’t know what to do—I stood in the tiny foyer between our kitchen and our breakfast nook, my purple Traxx glued to the dirty linoleum.  Dad was already halfway into his coat and heading out to the garage.

“Melanie, come on!  Jesus H. Christ.”

I left the mac and cheese to rot on the table, the door to the empty Radar Range still hanging open, and followed Dad out to our beat-up green Corolla without a coat or hat.

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Dream Cast for Templand/Permland

 Melanie Evers as Emma Stone

Melanie Evers: Emma Stone

Hoxwell IT Dave as Aaron Paul

Hoxwell IT Dave: Aaron Paul

Pietra Van der Viertz as Jane Lynch

Pietra Van der Viertz (Permland): Jane Lynch

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10 Things You Didn’t Know About TEMPLAND

1. The author Jill Elaine Hughes wrote the book ten years ago during work breaks at — you guessed it — a temp job.

2. The book landed the author her first literary agent, circa 2004. Said agent shopped it all over the New York publishing houses, who liked it but turned it down because they said it lacked “shelf category” (i.e., there was no “New Adult” genre back then.)

3. The book was written before the Great Recession, but given the struggles today’s youth has with unemployment, underemployment, and a lack of good permanent jobs, TEMPLAND seems even more relevant today than when it was first written.

4. The author modeled the heroine Melanie’s grandfather on her own grandpa—or “Papaw,” as she likes to call him.

5. TEMPLAND contains a murder mystery subplot.

6. The heroine Melanie Evers’ sleazy ex-boyfriend Phil is fluent in Farsi. This is integral to the plot.

7. The book depicts many real locations and establishments in the city of Chicago, including the now-defunct Zephyr Ice Cream Restaurant.

8. The author had given up on getting TEMPLAND published until reader demand for New Adult titles about starting your career led her to give it new life through self-publishing — and reader interest has been amazing!

9. If you’ve never heard of Green River Soda before (a cult favorite in Illinois), you learn about it in this book.

10. Several of the wacky bosses and co-workers Melanie encounters on her temp assignments were inspired by real people the author met during her own temp-work stints.

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